Most guys will be comfortable directing you on how to please them in the
bedroom. What they won’t do is comment on all the weird habits you have
that aren’t directly related to intercourse, but that still manage to
turn them off. And since men won’t tell you that it’s weird, we will.
Here are 14 odd behaviors women have during sex.
Answering a text
There is a double standard here. If a man answers a text at any point
during sex—the initial making out, the 4-play, mid-coitus, or within
ten minutes after completion—it’s considered
very offensive.
The woman immediately feels that she’s just being used for sex, and
doesn’t deserve any respect. But then, most women will reach for that
phone if it beeps during 4-play or right after completion (rarely during
actual intercourse—we’re not that cold!) and think nothing of it.
Mentioning anyone else…at all
Don’t mention that your best friend’s boyfriend does this thing to
her that she really likes in bed. Don’t mention a funny sexual anecdote
of your own from a past partner. Don’t mention other people! There’s a
very particular mindset a person has to be in to have sex, and usually
picturing other people—sexually or not—pulls them out of that mindset.
Save your gossiping for later.
Leaving him in the dark
Too many women leave their partners in the dark about what gets them
off. Instead of explaining, they just make dissatisfied looks and
sounds, and make the poor guy play the guessing game with different
positions and speeds. No, he actually doesn’t know what that tiny
difference in tone means between your first moan and your second moan.
Telling him you read it somewhere
It’s okay if you picked up a few magazines to read about tricks in
bed. Don’t tell your guy that. It makes you look like you don’t have
natural
intuition on what to do in bed. You know it doesn’t mean that, but when
you tell a guy (as you unzip his pants) “I read about this trick in
Cosmo” he just sees an eager school girl that wants an A. And not in a
good way
Expecting him to undress you
Admit it; sometimes you can barely get in and out of your own
clothes! How do you expect a guy to easily, gracefully slip you out of
your outfit? It might seem fun to you to lie there and let him undo all
five of the buttons on your high-waisted jeans and jimmy your foot out
of your knee-high-boot, but he’s just losing his will to live.
Needing things to always be sensual
Women can be so sensitive about men trying to make a quickie happen,
or just flat out asking, “Want to have sex right now?” But it doesn’t
mean he likes or loves you any less. It just means sometimes he wants
you
right now. And doesn’t have patience for all that sensual, seducing song and dance. Be flattered. Don’t be angry.
Trying to be quiet
Too many women are ashamed of the noises they make during sex. But
don’t be! Men love those noises! Whether you’re a screamer, moaner,
name-caller, dirty-talker or loud panter, it’s better than complete
silence. And a guy knows that if you’re trying to control yourself,
you’re not enjoying yourself. And then he’s not enjoying himself.
Doing your bedtime routine, right before sex
“Wait! I just need to brush my teeth and wash my face and remove my
makeup and put on my night cream. THEN we can have sex.” Well, THEN he
has lost the urge. Let a man be spontaneous sometimes! You’ll have
plenty of time to take off
your face when he’s fast asleep after a good romp.
Talking afterwards
Women feel the need to comment on sex when it’s over. As
flattering
as it may be, post-sex is not the time to give notes on all the things
he did that you loved during sex. He doesn’t need you to give him a
grade. He just needs to catch his breath, get a drink of water, maybe
use the bathroom and go to sleep.
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