Remember when the strange people over at This Morning performed a live vasectomy on a willing volunteer back in November? Well this next story is a bit like that but way more cringey…
Today a 74-year-old woman – looking to ‘tidy up’ her pubic area for the sake of her 30-year-old boyfriend – was subjected to a live ‘vagacial’ on national television – that’s a vagina facial for those not in the know.
Dear ol’ Abigail had not had sex for 20 years before she met her much younger beau, who she says ‘awoke a long-forgotten art within me’. Keen to spruce things up a bit down there she went is search of an alternative quick fix after doctors turned her away.
Introducing Lisa Palmer…
Dating and relationship coach Lisa (who is not medically trained) invented the vagacial to help out women over 40 wanting to give their vaginas a bit of a lift.
’80 per cent of my clients have got dry, sagging vaginas’ the 41-year-old told poor This Morning hosts Phillip Schofield and Christine Bleakley.
Lisa explained how she experimented with various ingredients (including onions) before deciding that a teaspoon of Vitamin E mixed with coconut oil ‘because it kills bacteria and moisturises the skin’, a teaspoon of honey ‘because it’s got loads of anti-oxidants’, and a single egg white to ‘tone the skin’ produced the best results.
She then explained that women thinking about trying this at home should steam – yes STEAM – their nether regions for 15 minutes in order to ‘simulate the blood cells’ before applying her home recipe. The lotion should be left on for 10-15 minutes and women can expect to see results in three to six months, apparently.
Via - Metro
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