Wednesday 5 December 2012

The Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

"[He] called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse'. I'm not a recluse."
-Mike Tyson, on writer Wallace Matthews

"I am many things. I am an animal. I am a convicted rapist, a hell-raiser, a loving father, a semi-good husband. You don't really know me."
-Mike Tyson at a news conference where he cursed, jumped on a table, stripped off his shirt, complained about medication hurting his sex life and threatened to put "a (expletive) bullet" through the head of Lennox Lewis.

"I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your fucking ass"
"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."
"If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I don't know what you might be. You might be a homosexual if I put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been on that camera since I was 13 years old."
"I am the most ruthless, brutal champion ever. There is no one who can match me. I want your heart. I want to eat your children."
- Mike Tyson. (I guess ears just weren't filling enough...)
"I am not sweating it at all."
-Mike Tyson, on allegations that he raped a 50-year-old woman at a rented house in Big Bear City, 70 miles east of Los Angeles, where he was training. (Source: KTVK-TV in Phoenix)

"I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity. A dark shadowy figure from the bowels of iniquity"

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