It’s Called A Breakup… Because It Was Broken - Stella Damasus

Stella Damasus

Accepting the dissolution of a relationship is just as difficult as accepting the dissolution of a business. When you think of all the time, energy, effort, resources and thoughts you put into the relationship, it hurts that it has to come to an end and you try to do whatever it takes to salvage it, but when would you know to pull the plug?
When medical practitioners are performing CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation), they apply manual pressure to the chest and blow air into the lungs through the mouth, mimicking the natural process of breathing in and breathing out, thereby circulating air into the bloodstream that carries it into the brain to avoid the risk of brain damage.

Nigerian pregnant woman denied care because of $150

A pregnant Nigerian lady has died because doctors in Port Harcourt insisted the husband must pay N20,000, less than $150, before she was treated. And her family members are still in shock about her death, such that they are not even thinking of burying her for now.
The 34 year old woman, Ijeoma Umumadumere, nee Ahamefule, was rushed in the morning of 25 November to Garrison Clinic in Port Harcourt, when she complained of a sudden stomach pain and headache, while cooking. Her husband rushed her to the clinic on Udom street in the oil rich city. It was between 9-10 a.m. And she was five-months pregnant.

Don't Date Muscular Men, Science Reveals..

According to a study conducted at the University of Westminster, stronger men make awful boyfriends. The study surveyed 327 straight British men, more than a third of whom were single, and discovered that the more muscular the participant, the more likely he was to have sexist beliefs and hostility toward women.

The correlation between brawny men and sexist beliefs is rooted in traditional gender roles. "We think men who hold oppressive beliefs about women and gender equality are also more likely to endorse traditional stereotypes of masculinity, which includes the muscular physique," the study authors wrote. So oftentimes, men who are already sexist strive to be muscular, because that upholds their idea of what a "real man" should look like.

"I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand."

There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things "in order," she contacted her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in.

Happy New Month 2 You All. It's OUR Month Of PERFECTIONS & We Shall Celebrated In Jesus Name, Amen..

Please enjoy this Luis Vuiton  Cake.

Number 1 means a beginning. No matter, what you've been through over the previous 11 laps of the year, 2012. I see God giving you a NEW BEGINNING in Jesus name, amen.

Number 12 means completion & perfections! This is OUR month of all-round completions & perfections in Jesus name, amen.

Thank the good Lord for sparing us to see the final lap of the year 2012, it shall be the BEST lap ever for us all in Jesus name, amen.

I'm Not Joking! I Can Give Rita Dominic a Set of Twins...I'm in Love with Her... LKT

“I’ve been dating Rita in my dreams and I’ve always loved to see her movies. When I read her interview, something in me said I should voice out my admiration and affections for her. “If truly her heart desire is to have a set of twins, I can give her that. I have got twins in my genes. It might sound awkward or a joke, but I’m not kidding; nor am I looking for cheap publicity. “I would have approached her a long time ago, but I thought she was already taken by another man. Even if it turns out that she is older than me, I can live with it.  Age is nothing but a number,” he says.

Lol. Rita recently granted an interview where she said she would love to have twins after settling down. LKT sang the famous yahoozee chorus and recently did a song with P Square titled follow follow.

A Child is Carried In Her Mother's Heart Forever - Mother's Rhyme

Somebody said that a child is carried in its mother's womb for nine months.
Somebody does not know that a child is carried in its mother's heart forever. 


Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby.
Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, normal is history. 


Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct.
Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping. 


Somebody said being a mother is boring.
Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit. 

Former PR Manager Turns Drinks Vendor

About two decades ago, Nathaniel Iyanda, 63, was well known to many petroleum marketers and other key players in the oil and gas sector, who always sought his services as a public relations and advertising expert.
Iyanda was a pioneer member of the Board of Advertisers Association of Nigeria. Until May 1997, he was the Public Relations/Advertising Manager of the defunct Texaco Nigeria Plc (now MRS Plc).

Nollywood actress, Mosun Filani-Oduoye is the new mother of a bouncing baby girl.

Nollywood actress, Mosun Filani-Oduoye is the new mother of a bouncing baby girl. According to reports, the actress gave birth at about 11pm on Wednesday, November 28, 2012, at a hospital in Ikeja, Lagos. Both mother and baby are reportedly in good condition. Filani married Kayode Oduoye on Sunday, April 29, 2012, at the Graceville Chapel, Ikeja.

Lagbaja – Omo Jayejaye (Video)

Nigerian music pioneer Lágbájá is back again and this time, he didn’t come back alone. Lágbájá features known faces like Adekola Odunlade and Rachel Oniga. This new single “Omo Jayejaye” is from his new album “200 Million Mumu – The Bitter Truth”

Omo Jayejaye from Motherlan’ is nothing short of entertainment. Enjoy!

Old Fashioned Vibrating Belt To Improve The Health of Obese People

It seems the vibrating machine could really hold the key for overweight people when it comes to improving their health - even if it doesn't mean losing weight. 

Tests carried out by New York researchers has shown the machines could offer significant clinical benefits for obese people suffering from a wide range of immune problems related to obesity.

Picture Of Controversial Actress, Bisi Ibidapo-Obe's Baby

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Simply beautiful! Picture Of The Day

Looking good is good bizness...she's hawt; I just hope she's also good in character

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Court Reads Ojukwu's Will, See Who Got What

The will of the late Ikemba Nnewi, Chief Chukwuemeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu, was on Friday presented to the family with his widow, Bianca, getting the lion's share.

The presentation by the Chief Registrar of the Enugu High Court, Mr Dennis Ekoh, was witnessed by Bianca, Mr Val Nwosu, Ojukwu’s first cousin, and Mr Mike Ejemba.

In the will, the late Ojukwu identified one Tenny Haman as one of his children.

Ojukwu listed the children as Tenny Haman, Chukwuemeka Jnr, Mmegha, Okigbo, Ebele, Chineme, Afam and Nwachukwu.

Learning Time - Do You Know?

Let's learn - Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. :-)

Meet The New Africa's Nicki Minaj !!!

Noni Zondi is a South African Rapper/Singer/Model who resides in the UK.
She is often referred to as Africa's Nicki Minaj for *obvious reasons*...lol.
The only issue is, she already has a hot bod, one that will show in almost anything she wears, so why go naked?

PRAYING INTO DECEMBER.......

The Only Thing That Stands Between You And What You want.......

At last,Bisi Ibidapo Obe Delivers Baby Girl ....... The controversial baby has finally been born…

Nollywood actress Bisi Ibidapo-Obe this morning, Friday, November 30, 2012 delivered a baby girl in a private maternity hospital in Lagos. Reports says the nursing mother who is extremely happy about her ‘new joy’ has been discharged from the hospital and has returned to her Magodo, Lagos residence.

The identity of father has however led to a series of controversial claims and denials; the actress a few months back claimed that former member of the House of Representatives Dino Melaye had a secret relationship with her for many months before impregnating her. Melaye, a married man with children however denied the relationship.

Another actress Lola Alao who is a close friend to Ibidapo-Obe was also brought into the controversy after the latter claimed that it was Alao that introduced her to Melaye…

"Now take off my bra" - She Said to The Gay Man.

Photo Credit: Ranchhands

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

The Farmer & His Four Puppies

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups, and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt tug on his overalls.He looked down into the eyes of a little boy."Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."

"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat of the back of his neck, "these puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money. "The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer. "I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?"

Most Romantic with Least Romantic Lines

Check out these most romantic with least romantic lines....

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

***

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

***

Oh loving beauty, you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.

***

Slump in UK University Applications

Fewer Uk Students Applying To University The number of students applying to university has fallen 8.4% on last year, according to statistics released by Ucas. The figures do not represent the final numb  ers because the deadline for most university applications is January, but universities fear the slump in applications may be a sign of things to come. Million+, a group which represents modern universities, says say alarm bells should be ringing in government – it is now calling on government to launch a campaign showing younger students what they can gain from higher education.

Sasha and her first mate.

I will NEVER understand my people - From DJ Abass's Timeline

I saw a friend off to the airport yesterday - Heathrow Terminal 4 to board an night flight on Arik to Nigeria. We arrived quite early (6.30pm) and we were directed to an area on the opposite side of the check-in counter tagged 'Repack Area'. It is now mandatory for anyone boarding a flight to Nigeria to go and weigh their baggage and get it tagged at the 'Repack-Area' before they can check-in. Now i ask myself again, what is it with us an excess baggage?

Changing the channel - with your iPhone: New device turn Apple product into a universal remote

iPhone owners are already getting phone calls, directions and music on their iPhones, but how about changing the channel on the TV?

One company has made it possible, allowing anyone to turn their iPhone or other Apple product into a universal remote.

Cameron's stand for freedom: Defiant PM refuses to accept call for laws to control the Press

 Popular daytime TV star, Wendy Williams, has gone totally naked for (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) PETA‘s new ad in support of the campaign against wearing animal fur. The campaign is titled: ‘I’d Rather Go Naked’. (See another photo and the video below)

‘We should all try to be comfortable in our own skin and let the animals keep theirs’ the 48-year-old said. The ad shows Williams stark naked with her breasts barely covered by her hair.

RMD In Fraud Mess; Allegedly Embezzles N50m In Delta State

Popular Nollywood actor turned politician, Richard Mofe Damijo (popularly called RMD), who's the Commissioner for Culture and Tourism in Delta State has allegedly embezzled N50 million belonging to the ministry, together with the acting General Manager of the state’s Tourism Board, Philo Nkem Ajufo.

‘How My Daughter’s Fiancé Bathed Her With Acid’

The motive behind the acid bath of 22-year-old Chika Egbo by her estranged lover, David Sulaimon, remains elusive, but one thing is sure, the victim may not remain the same again.

Chika is a student of the Enugu State College of Education.

Last Tuesday, when our correspondent visited her at the Burns Unit of the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, Ikeja, Egbo has become a shadow of the beautiful girl she was. The substance Sulaimon allegedly poured on her had destroyed every visible skin from her chest upwards.

Nigerian Former Military Ruler General Buhari Losses Daughter To Sickle Cell

Zulai Buhari, the first daughter of former Nigerian Military Head of State, General Muhammadu Buhari (rtd) has died.

According to our sources Ms. Buhari died earlier today from sickle cell anaemia, a source  disclosed that she developed complications after having a baby two days ago at Chasel Hospital, a private clinic in Ungwar Sarki area of Kaduna in North West Nigeria.

Today she passed away despite all medical efforts to save her life. However, the new born baby is healthy and doing well.

Zulai's father General Buhari has been a candidate in several of Nigeria's presidential  elections under the platform of the ANPP.

General Buhari currently leads opposition party CPC in Nigeria and is likely to contest for the post of Nigerian president in 2015.

Zulia will be buried later today according to Islamic rights reports Africaeagle.

Hawt! Photo Of The Week

New Pictures Of "Omosexy" Omotola Jalade !

Shocking video shows frame-by-frame murder of man who was shot TWELVE times... as mother was forced to watch her son's death replayed in court

A shocking video shows the moment a New York man was gunned down in the hallway of his apartment building.

The grainy surveillance footage offers a frame-by-frame account of the last moments of Tracy Francis, who was riddled with 12 bullets by a neighbor last October.

Mr Francis' mother Erma Francis sobbed in court along with other relatives as the video shows a man shooting her son again and again with a 9mm pistol.

Mercy Johnson is not my friend - Tonto Dikeh

Highly controversial Nollywood actress Tonto Dikeh who recently had a messy fight with star actress Mercy Johnson has confirmed the rift.

Tonto Dike who claims Mercy Johnson is not just her type said she had let go of everything that transpired between them.

In a recent interview, when puzzled on why she chose not to attend Mercy Johnson’s wedding, here is what the actress said...

When butt enhancement goes horribly wrong!

 A woman posted a video on Facebook showing her botched silicone implant protruding in an ugly disc shape at the back of her cheek. In the 20 seconds clip, the unidentified woman slowly manipulates it back into place, saying 'This is my implant flipping backwards. I don't think an implant is supposed to do that. It shouldn't be able to flip'

University Of Lagos Ranked 9th Best Univeristy In Africa

According to a new ranking released by Africa.com, University of Lagos is the 9th best University in Africa. Cairo University is the still the best University in Africa.

Media Create Public Opinion!

Blunt Words For Divorcing Parents “Let not your growing child hate you.”

Husband sentenced to four life terms for executing his three children and wife during trip to waterpark - so he could start a new life in Canada

A man who executed his wife and three children in their SUV will spend the rest of his life in prison after being found guilty of their brutal murders.

Christopher Vaughn, 37, was sentenced on Tuesday to four consecutive life terms for killing his wife Kimberly, 34, and children Abigayle, 12, Cassandra, 11 and eight-year-old Blake.

Each child was shot once in the chest and head while buckled into the back seat. They were killed moments after watching their mother be shot in the face.

Vaughn murdered his family by the roadside in June 2007 as they drove to an Illinois water park. He had harbored fantasies of starting a new life alone in the Canadian wilderness and viewed his family as the obstacle standing in his way.

Muhammad Ali, The Greatest, 1974.

"I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick; I'm so mean I make medicine sick." - Muhammad Ali, 1974.

Muhammad Ali is not only recognized as the greatest boxer in history, but as one of the greatest entertainers in history.

The best way for him to sum up his greatness was by using his very own quotes. Many of these quotes increased his global appeal and unmatched popularity.

Re-definition of ‘conflict gems’ unlikely: KP chair

Re-definition of ‘conflict gems’ unlikely: KP chair


The US is lobbying for a re-definition to “rough diamonds used to finance armed conflict or other situations relating to violence affecting diamond-mining areas”.

Billionaires eye Zim diamonds

A group of Middle East and Asian billionaires has given strong indications that they intend to invest in the country’s diamond sector following projections that Zimbabwe has up to 1,8 million hectares of unexploited diamond reserves.

The Passport of Mallam Ilia

Does ‘The Passport of Mallam llia’ sound familiar?

‘The Passport of Mallam Ilia’ by Cyprian Ekwensi is not only interesting….but very interesting – in that, the story line goes thus – the men had to fight in a ring with several men and they kept up the fight with cutlasses and weapons until the last man who survived death would marry the sheik’s daughter. The hero showed mercy by letting go Mallam Adamu, a rival, sparing his life and later costing him the life of his lovely bride a year later when Mallam Adamu came to take his revenge.

The hero would not forgive himself and dedicated his life pursuing and killing Mallam Adamu, He eventually spent his entire life and succeeded in killing Mallam Adamu.

The irony is that the young man who noticed a very weak wane Mallam Ilia in a train and persuaded him to begin telling him the story of his life turned out to be his son who he gave to caretakers to care for. Mallam Ilia dies sad but fulfiled that he did not let his wife’s death go without vengeance.

A review states ‘The passport of Mallam Ilia is a very interesting book that goes into your imagination and makes it go wild, it is a very vivid book with amazing poignant words.’

Car Made Out Of Basket In Ibadan Nigeria